Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
Beware--a horde follows!
All of the other zombies
Run to him like a moth does to a flame
They never let poor Rudolph
Run away from this hunting game!
Then one foggy christmas night
Santa Bill came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide the zombies away tonight?"
Then all the survivors loved him
As they shouted out in glee!
"You bloody christmas zombie apocalypse
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!11111"
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On the twelfth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
Twelve chargers charging
Eleven pipe bombs exploding
Ten hunters leaping
Nine jockeys humping
Eight spitters spitting
Seven hordes a burning
Six boomers puking
FAAAIFU INFECTED UNDERLINGGGGS
Four sniping smokers
Three squeaking clowns
Two bloody tanks....
AND A WITCH WAILING BEHIND THE DAMN TREE.
