1. your just-nice-tight jeans are now loose.

2. you went to the tailor for fitting, and your pants are too loose.

3. your top is also loose.

4. the tailor complains that she used your most recent measurement--taken at the start of the year--and measures you again and...

5. you're now a waistsize of 24, instead of a 25 six months ago, and a 26 one year ago.

6. you go to work, your boss passes you a shirt to try, and you fit nicely into it. but at the end of the day when you take it off, you look at the tag and realise that it says...